I may not be an artist, but it doesn’t matter. This was a GREAT commencement speech given by Neil Gaiman.
mba’s are not all worthless

I get it, I get it. When it comes to startups, MBA’s suck. We’re the worst. We cost too much and do too little.
Dalton Caldwell, CEO of App.net thinks so. So does Jason Freedman, CEO of 42 Floors (although he later rescinded part of his argument). Suster has ripped into us. Stu Wall did the same. And DHH, the creator of Ruby on Rails, says to be mindful of those with the diploma. Recently, Ben Horowitz took a more contraian’s point-of-view. But it’s clear, we are not well-liked in the startup world.
I sat through two years of class. Went through the core like all my fellow MBA’s and expect to get paid a competitive salary. But that doesn’t mean I don’t hustle.
In fact, I hustle harder than most. To lump me in to the group, or to even generalize about MBA’s as a whole, is to clearly misunderstand what it means to get an MBA. I didn’t spend my time in school restudying the four P’s. I didn’t focus on high-level strategy over real-world problem solving. I didn’t learn how to misuse theoretical frameworks. We have more autonomy than that.
I chose a different path.
I spent the time working (read: consulting for) local startups. I did user testing and market maps. I learned Google Adwords and learned how to invest in companies. I went to conferences and I studied UI/UX.
See, I was the first professional poker player to ever get into UNC Kenan-Flagler’s MBA program. I had a chip on my shoulder from day one - a chip that I will always have. I want to prove that a professional poker player can execute in startups, even with my MBA diploma hanging from my wall (or more likely, shared work station).
We are not all the same.
While in school, I spent all hours of day consuming tech news. I secured a full-year internship at a local software VC, begging them to take me at first. I incubated a p2p startup out of their offices. I transitioned from a guy who always thought startups were cool to someone who actually knows something about them. By choosing to get my MBA, I was choosing to explore.
I could have spent the last two years working at a startup. But that presupposes I knew that I wanted to be working in this space while I was playing poker. It was only after I got to school and realized exactly what I was born to do that I dove in head first. I used the two years to understand both the foundations of business and the nuisances of a startup.
You might still think I’m green, but I’m hungrier than ever having just graduated. Don’t doubt me - unless you want to make a mistake. If there is one thing that my poker background suggests, it’s that I hate to lose.
It’s considered wrong to lump a certain group of people together, to stereotype, to generalize. But, what do I know?.. I’m just an MBA.


